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“May I ask why you felt little Tiffany deserved to die?”
I’m pretty sure this is why Tumblr gave us photosets.
truer words
always reblog
The movie never says if he was right or not, but in my headcanon he totally was.
Of course he was. That’s why they hired him.
See, my short and simple answer to the question would’ve been, “…well, I’ve never met a Tiffany that didn’t deserve to die…” all dry and flippant :3
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A corgi leading a conga line of pugs on an adventure.
Gandalf no
Far over…. The snowy paths are freezing our paws off…. To dungeons deep… And caverns old….
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Yup, lots and lots of Star Trek alumni.
… and this isn’t even all of them!
COFFEE. NOSE. OW.
For @malpertuis
Damn it @leto
Sweet Cinnamon Jesus, yes XD
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Saturday Night in NYC and Rigging Up the Lights in NYC by ZeroMayhem
There is so much awesomeness here I don’t quite know what to do with myself.
…yes.
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Fuck
“And so the little lamb and his mama live happily ever after,” the girl finished reading her story aloud to the creature beside her. Hopeful orbs of blue glistened as she cocked her head up at him. “Didya like that, Mister Boogey?”
No response from underneath the black coat. She frowned, teetering off her seat ever so slowly before her tiny feet reached the ground.
“Mister Boogey?” she asked again, gripping the corners of the dark trench coat. When nothing responded, she slowly peeled it open, revealing the coat rack on which he had been perched. Where had he gone?
The little girl shrunk back, upset that her friend had left without a word. She curled up in her chair, clutching the book tightly in case he came back to hear the rest of the tale. Suddenly, a soft wind blew through the empty room, but before she could turn to see what had caused it, she was swept up in darkness.
“Gotcha,” the creature chuckled, cradling her close to him.
The child squeal with laughter most contagious, pleased of his return.
“I thought you left!” She gave a pout, looking up at his shadowy face.
“Why, my dear, I’d never leave you. I am your guardian after all, am I not?” The monster gave her a toothy smile. “And I will always be your Boogeyman.”
Tumblr: the only site that can turn something so terrifying into something utterly adorable
headcanon that the boogey man is the only thing that keeps children safe at night
This. This just.
(via monstralization)
this is possibly one of the cutest things there has ever been
like no i want to write a story about these characters
or play them in a campaign or something
because the idea of a mermaid who is best friends with a fish with human legs is the most adorable of all things
ngl, this is cute
A mermaid that helps out her fish-person bff by helping her to shave her legs? Yes. The court accepts this.
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THIS IS MARRIAGE!!
Thats right!
Permission to be a bad ass. Nod.
He looks back at the guy like, “SEE THAT? SHE SAID YES. YOU’RE SO FUCKED.”
Like, guys. Sparta was so kick ASS sometimes when it came to women. Spartan women were given these small knives so that if their husbands came home and tried to hit them or assault them, they had a weapon within reach. That weapon was for CUTTING THEIR HUSBANDS’ FUCKING FACES so that when he went out in public everyone would know he was an asshole, abusing jerkface and they would publicly shame him.
I DID NOT KNOW THAT THAT IS GREAT
LET’S JUST TALK ABOUT SPARTAN WOMEN FOR A SECOND.
In Sparta, women could own land and were considered citizens. THAT IS A HUGE BIG FUCKING DEAL. Why? Because that was RARE AS FUCK and there are lots of places TODAY where women don’t even get that much.
Divorce was totally fine, and a woman could expect to keep her own wealth and get custody of the kids because paternal lineage wasn’t very important. And it didn’t make her a pariah! She could totally remarry, no big deal at all.
Spartan women participated in some fuckin’ badass sporting events, too. And because they were expected to be as physically fit as the Spartan menfolk (who all had to serve compulsory military duties, btw, and couldn’t marry until they finished them at thirty) they didn’t have time for lots of swishy dresses. So they wore notoriously short skirts. According to some accounts, their thighs were visible at all times. HOLY SHIT.
Also, In Sparta men only got their names on their graves if they died in battle. And women? Women only got their names on their graves if they died in childbirth. THE SPARTANS COMPARED CHILDBIRTH TO FUCKING BATTLE AND IT WAS VIEWED AS A GODDAMN BADASS AND HONORABLE WAY TO GO OUT.
FUCKING SPARTAN WOMEN. THIS DUDE HAD FUCKIN’ BETTER MAKE SURE SHE’S COOL WITH WHATEVER HE’S DOING, IF HE KNOWS WHAT’S FUCKIN’ GOOD FOR HIM.
I remember learning about Spartan women in tenth grade I was like HOLY SHIT SPARTA WAS FUCKING RADICAL
Spartans were smarter than most political figures are today
Okay, so maybe we’re romanticizing just a tad…but I don’t care :D
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Track name: Superwhoavengepotterlock For Violin
Artist: DataTwoHearts
Album: DataTwoHearts' Mashups
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Superwhoavengepotterlock - All Violin [x]
hear the music of my people
suddenly everything is better, and it’s all because of this :)
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…yes
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