Fuck
“And so the little lamb and his mama live happily ever after,” the girl finished reading her story aloud to the creature beside her. Hopeful orbs of blue glistened as she cocked her head up at him. “Didya like that, Mister Boogey?”
No response from underneath the black coat. She frowned, teetering off her seat ever so slowly before her tiny feet reached the ground.
“Mister Boogey?” she asked again, gripping the corners of the dark trench coat. When nothing responded, she slowly peeled it open, revealing the coat rack on which he had been perched. Where had he gone?
The little girl shrunk back, upset that her friend had left without a word. She curled up in her chair, clutching the book tightly in case he came back to hear the rest of the tale. Suddenly, a soft wind blew through the empty room, but before she could turn to see what had caused it, she was swept up in darkness.
“Gotcha,” the creature chuckled, cradling her close to him.
The child squeal with laughter most contagious, pleased of his return.
“I thought you left!” She gave a pout, looking up at his shadowy face.
“Why, my dear, I’d never leave you. I am your guardian after all, am I not?” The monster gave her a toothy smile. “And I will always be your Boogeyman.”
Tumblr: the only site that can turn something so terrifying into something utterly adorable
headcanon that the boogey man is the only thing that keeps children safe at night
This. This just.
(via monstralization)
Track name: Superwhoavengepotterlock For Violin
Artist: DataTwoHearts
Album: DataTwoHearts' Mashups
Played 123,983 times
Superwhoavengepotterlock - All Violin [x]
hear the music of my people
suddenly everything is better, and it’s all because of this :)
(via wonderlandsoul)
uhh that ass tho
Ok. That makes much more sense to me now :3 Thank you.
I NEED THIS
O: !
ZOMG.
Why didn’t think of this?
…reasons. Want this. Words.
(via reasonstostayaliveblog)
from-the-stone-to-the-hallows:
hipstaa-pleazz:lovewillcomethru:myexistanceisanactofrebellion:
That time that Catwoman angrily stomped on Captain Kirk’s foot
wait a minute… is that Gimli in the background??
It certainly is, with Mary Poppins
Ah, the nerd is strong with this post
THE NERD IS STRONG.
I lived my entire life until this point not knowing that I needed to hear ‘the nerd is strong’, but now that I have… I wonder how I managed without it.
(Source: every-song-has-an-ending, via serenakenobi)
You, my darling, make a point so beautifully. <3
THIS. ALL OF THIS.
Can we just
One of the weirdest experiences I had at my last job was talking to a pair of my students who said they loved Star Trek. When I said “Klingon,” they just looked at me funny. Completely confused. They’d only seen the reboot film and literally had no idea what a Klingon even was. My knee jerk response was to be absolutely incredulous, and then, wait, no. This was a matter of more than just cultural literacy.
Brand new fans are the best ever because you get to flail at them about things you’ve known for ages and your enthusiasm doesn’t even look stupid. To them, it’s completely new and an utter revelation.
It’s like the 10,000 phenomemon
I dislike repeating comments in bold but really, guys:
Brand new fans are the best ever because you get to flail at them about things you’ve known for ages and your enthusiasm doesn’t even look stupid. To them, it’s completely new and an utter revelation.
We were all new fans once. I know it’s painful when a fellow fan doesn’t know where Gallifrey is or how to pronounce Les Miserables but we all had to learn that at some point too, we weren’t born with it implanted in our heads. And this is a great way to look at it - use it as a chance to tell someone everything you know and show off a little.As a brand new fan to about a million things since joining tumblr, this makes me very happy.
Also, there’s different kinds of fandom. Just because you’re not on Tumblr finding every detail about a show, a film or a book, doesn’t make you less of a fan.
I love several things that I don’t know every last quote from, but I love it because I enjoy watching/reading it and will probably never get bored of it.
I don’t need to cosplay and I don’t need to make fanart and I don’t need to ship things and I don’t need to know where Gallifrey is. Because it’s about how I perceive the subject of my fandom and that’s not anyone’s to judge.
I’ll be reblogging this 20,000 times, thank you very much.
(Source: kafers, via anunexpectedfandom)
Westboro stated intentions to picket Sandy Hook victim funerals, so Anonymous hacked them, and published everything. - Imgur
bless you Anonymous
One of the few times I’m with the annons o..o
(via bemusedlybespectacled)
The Hunger Games Disney Crossover [x]
Selected tributes from each Disney Film/District are pitted against one another to kill until one remains and is crowned the Victor
zomg, yes. Thank you :D
(via bemusedlybespectacled)
Nobody can figure out who’s stealing all the leftovers.
They have a system, okay, and Bruce spent a lot of time on the color-coded sorting method, and you don’t take other people’s food, but someone is doing it.
So, instead of mentioning to the others, as a rational team would do, they take matters into their own hands.
Tony wants to make a complicated booby trap, but realizes just how badly Pepper will yell at him, so he just puts a complicated technological lock on the gold-tinted tupperware designated as his.
Steve leaves a strongly worded note on the blue-tinted tupperware, with very detailed and specific threats. Pepper sees the note when getting milk for her coffee, and immediately decides to pretend she didn’t so she’s not liable if the threats are carried out.
Natasha’s leftovers just vanish from the fridge, and nobody can figure out where she hid them.
Clint mostly just sits in front of the fridge, glaring at anyone who dares to come near it.
Bruce just leaves a sticky note: “Taking my food will make me angry. You won’t like me when I’m angry.”
Thor balances Mjolnir on top of his food.
Loki rigs his to explode if anyone besides him touches it.
Come the next morning, it’s all gone. Every last scrap. Natasha’s is gone from wherever she hid it as well, if her stormy expression is anything to go by.
Breakfast is awkward, to say the least.
“Okay, look,” Steve finally says. “Just whoever ate the food, fess up and we can move on.”
Nobody says anything.
* * *
“I put a camera up last night,” Tony says, dressing gown flowing behind him like a cape as he storms dramatically into the kitchen a few mornings later. “Now, we’ll finally know.”
They crowd around the kitchen counter, staring intently at the monitor.
“Nothing, nothing,” Tony mutters, fast forwarding the tape. “Nothing, more nothing—hang on—”
“Is that Coulson?” Natasha asks, incredulous.
“Goddamn, it is,” Steve says, shocked. “I think he’s sleepwalking.”
They sit there in silence for a few minutes, watching Phil blatanly disregard their signs and disable their traps.
Finally, Bruce breaks the silence. “Was I the only one that didn’t know Phil lived here?”
“No.”
“Nope.”
“Nay.”
“I had no idea.”
“Not a clue.”
“I was not aware.”
“Pepper!” Tony shouts. “Did you know Coulson lived here?”
“He moved in three weeks ago,” Pepper says as she enters the kitchen. “For superheroes, you’re all fairly unobservant.”
there’s fanfiction on my post
i feel as if though i can cross this off my metaphorical bucket list
… How did Phil remove Mjolnir from on top of the food?
Phil is worthy to have the power of Thor, obviously.
OOC: reblogging because of the comments, and all headcanon contained above is accepted.
Not reblogging this for the pictures, that’s for sure :3
(via dreamitallawayx)
Bought and Tumblrfied my Christmas Tree today!
I actually love you
Everything that’s happening here is wonderful :3
(via we-are-his-army)
I feel like a child. I finally understand.
Actually Caribou has an Espresso Roast, which is a medium-dark roast. Which can then be used to make Espresso, or just be brewed for coffee, which we do sometimes. So for us it is both a method of delivery, and also a roast. We do this to have a dedicated flavor of Espresso in our espresso drinks. It would be odd to have a wildly varied flavor of espresso shot depending on what roast/blend of coffee was in the machine that day. Sure, you can put Guatemala through the espresso machine, but it will taste very different than if you put French Roast through.
And take note- Latte and Mocha are two different drinks. As is cappuccino. If you walk into my store and order a “Mocha Latte Cappuccino” I will have NO IDEA WTF you are talking about..
Also.. notice…
thank you
(via thegeek531)
GIVE. ME. fhfhgdf.
OH MY GAWD BABY CHIMERA
Baby mythological monster blogging
That’s adorable.
Dead of cute. Consider this your unicorn chaser for my previous ranting post.
Yes. This. Everything about this. Thank you.
