i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman:
i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman:
wow i just what the fuck
the article is here
“And he was supposed to only be in 6 episodes of Supernatural but ‘SOMEHOW’ he is still on the show.”
there is just too much stupid in this claim i can’t
“My church group believes it too and they were playing with the idea of picketing the set of Supernatural to warn the others.” IF YOU PUNK ASS BITCHES EVEN DARE…….
well he really isn’t helping
claiming Misha is the Anti-Christ tho
he’ll be so happy
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CRYING/SCREAMING
Image + audio combo = win.
reblogging for the audio. ahahahahahaha.
I legit choked on nothing from laughing at this.
Just the song alone
The song. The. Song.
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40 Interesting Dream Facts
- Every human dreams. There are tons of people who can’t remember their dreams when they wake up, but they still get them
- Human beings spend roughly around 6 years of their lifetime dreaming
- Sometimes we dream outside of our REM sleep (Rapid Eye Movement)
- Thousands of years ago, the Egyptians were the first to create a dream dictionary in 4000 B.C.E
- We roughly spend around 1/3 of our lives sleeping
- People who suffer from a personality disorder lack dream activity
- Our brains tend to be way more active when we sleep, than when we’re awake
- Humans tend to have around 3 to 7 dreams a night. We dream around 2 to 3 hours in a whole night
- 90% of the dream is lost the first minute we wake up
- Men tend to dream about men more than women, and women dream about people of both genders
- Drug withdrawal can cause more intense dreams. People who also quit alcohol and smoking experience heavier dreams and nightmares
- You can lucid dream for up to 30 minutes if trained properly
- It’s impossible to dream when you’re snoring
- Babies don’t dream of themselves until they reach the age of 3
- More women than men experience deja-vu in their dreams (eg. you have been in the dream before)
- People who experience Sleep Paralysis hear voices and see strangers in their rooms
- Nightmares happen more to kids than adults
- Blind people dream. Their dreams are auditory if they were born blind. If they became blind at an early age, they still dream of what they remember
- Did you know around 100 000 drivers a year crash going in and out of sleep in their cars
- Thousands of people suffer from sleep apnea in America
- Men get erections in their REM sleep and women have an increased blood flow to their vaginas
- You can translate over 5000 dream symbols
- The word “Nightmare” was used a long time ago for a female spirit who besets people at night while sleeping
- On average, dogs sleep around 10 to 13 hours a day
- The colder your house is, the worse your dreams are. They say that if your room is at an average temperature, you have better sleeps
- Your body burns more calories sleeping than it does in the day time
- Information that we learn before we go to bed tends to stick with us longer than information any other time
- On average, cats sleep 10 to 15 hours a day
- If you avoid your sleep for more than 10 days, you will die
- A giraffe sleeps for only 2 hours a day
- Most dreams are based on visual images (Except in people who were either born blind, or who lost their sight at an early age). Occasionally, dreams will include sound and touch.
- The normal rules of logic do not apply in dreams. For example, the dream may be taking place in one location – then, abruptly, the dreamer is translocated to a completely different place.
- Most dreams occur in a house – but this is usually not your own home. The most frequently reported room is the living room. People rarely dream about their work place or school.
- The most frequent scenario is the dreamer plus two other people.
- Famous people seldom appear in our dreams. The vast majority of people dream about people who are significant to them, especially if there is an ongoing conflict.
- Mundane activities (such as brushing your teeth) rarely appear in dreams.
- Dreams tend not to be happy events, and the three most common reported emotions are anger, sadness and fear.
- Some themes are so common that they are reported the world over. These universal themes include the loss of a tooth, falling or flying, exhibition, arriving late for exams or other important events, and being chased or attacked.
- Cross-cultural research indicates that our dreams reflect normal life events in our own country and culture.
- There appear to be some differences in the content of dreams between the two sexes. Specifically, women are more likely to dream about their children, family or household activities; men are more likely to dream about strangers, violence, sexual activity, achievement, and outdoor events.
(Source: neurolove.me, via psych-facts)
#I am Loki of Asgard#and I am burdened with glorious#MOUSTACHE
#this would have made the movie so much better
I dunno… it looks like that guy named Steve…yeah..yeah, I’m pretty sure that’s Steve and Wendy, guys.
(Source: rachellweisz, via tomhiddlestonisavampire)
THIS pisses me off to no end.
Since a lot of you like to self-diagnose themselves with disorders, I suggest you read more about the special snowflake syndrom. It should fit.
Seriously, stop pretending like every girl out there is a skanky hoe and that you’re a part of a little minority of superior females. You’re not better than anyone just because you don’t party or anything.
Plus, if some girls sleep around, what’s the problem ? What people do in their beds is not our fucking business and sex is not wrong.
Seriously, this picture makes me sad.
I wonder if whomever excreted this laughable image and the misguided sentiment expressed therein is troubled by frequent nosebleeds from being up on her high horse all the time.
If the “we” in the final sentence, “Yes, we do still exist.” refers to a herd of self-righteous, judgmental snots whose self esteem and sense of identity depends on attempting to shame and degrade others based on trivialities such as these, I really and sincerely wish that you never existed in the first place.
Up Yours Truly,
A Girl Who Smokes Because She Likes To, Drinks Because She Likes To, Touches, Kisses, And Shags Whomever She Wants To, And Will Get Your Attention However She Chooses To When She Decides She Wants It
^Word.
Honestly, if abstinence is your only defining feature, you still don’t have much to brag about. Srysly. Don’t hate just cause you ain’t….or better yet, don’t hate at all. Too much energy into something so ugly.
Sincerely,
A Woman who DOESN’T Smoke, Drink, Party, or Start Drama, but doesn’t judge anyone else who has other preferences. Really. Grow up.
How would the Avengers fare against vampires and werewolves?
…well said, everyone except Son of Coul.
(Source: gayavengers, via consulting-goddess-of-mischief)
Made me a better person
Sandals aint shit, I caught the buckle end of a belt once. Been on guard ever since
The worst thing I used to get my ass beaten with was a wire hanger. It was terrible man. My mother would twist two of them into a long thin instrument of torture.
This bitch was a blacksmith or tribesman in her former life. She placed care and precision into her blades like Hatori Hanso.
If God should interrupt her path while she was wielding that hanger…. God would leave with welts on his ass.
Shoutouts to Kill Bill.
To this day, I can’t say anything sassy to my mom without fearing a big orange bar of Dial Soap going in my mouth- being forced to chew and bite down into it. That was our punishment after she broke her wooden spoon over my brother’s rear end. She didn’t wear belts, but she had her “Cold shoulder” tactic. Worked every time. You would cringe every time you saw her “Don’t fucking give me eye contact or say anything outside of yes or no for the next week- face”.
Fucking wah. My grandma used to beat my ass with a metal spatula when I’d step out of line. She even drilled holes in it to kill wind resistance. The problem with the youth of today is that parents are scared of the repercussions of punishment. You realize that? Parents are scared of their kids because of what they might tell other people.
Give me a break. A fucking sandal?! Are you kidding me? Wah. Get the fuck over it.
If you’re in your twenties and you’re still bitching about shit like this, you need to reevaluate your existence. Kids can be little assholes that cannot be reasoned with. Getting a smack on the ass (or a spatula, in my case), is effective.
I know that’s not the popular opinion to take, but you people aren’t being realistic. My childhood kicked ass and I still got my ass beat when I deserved it.
Quit being such a god damn baby all the time.
Wood spoons, belt, and EXTENSION CORD WHOOP WHOOP.
My childhood was great.
Anyway, my mother used her own two hands more often to dole out punishment. My father occasionally threatened us with the belt, but my mother was the enforcer.
>mfw people on the Internet think that beating children is an acceptable form of punishment in 21st century society
THIS GUY IS AWESOME ^^^^^^^^^^^^^
When kids are young, yeah a swat will be needed. They can’t be reasoned with a whole lot when they’re 2. When they’re 11, though, they don’t need to be full out beaten (which I had been). I had huge bruises left on me to where I couldn’t sit right for the next week. I didn’t learn what I was doing was wrong. I learned to fear. I ended up not being able to be touched by my mother in any way, shape, or form without flinching. So yeah, kids are little shits…but they don’t deserve to be beaten. It doesn’t teach them how their behavior is wrong.
And if I didn’t remember that, my adulthood would not be that awesome either. Kids these days are such whimps if they honestly think one spanking is going to make their lives miserable. In fact, my childhood was great when I wasn’t being a brat…you know, my mom threatened to smack some guy in wal-mart because he dared to challenge her authority to whip me <..< I dare anyone to back-talk my mamma.
…has strixus seen this?… for whatever reason, I feel like strixus should see this…
(Source: poyzn, via timeywimeywinchesters)
…yeah, but…can you tell which one is which?
the muppets ended their partnership with chik-fil-a over their blatant anti-gay remarks, and chik-fil-a is now lying about it. spread the word, yo.
also, keep supporting the muppets, those guys are amazing.
Wow, Chick-fil-a, way to be absolute douches.
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you said youd always love me
WHY IS IT SURROUNDED BY SALT
A circle of salt will contain the evil :D
(Source: dirkstridersochinchin, via callmecrayola)
Enough is enough
I apologize for mentioning this subject again but some things have been brought to my attention. I have been informed that due to the actions of a few, certain people are afraid to leave their hotel rooms. Can no longer go to the bar, they are basically confined to their rooms ordering food to be delivered. My heart weeps. Why has this gone so far? Walking through Detroit you see many fangirls lined up waiting. We all love him, that’s not the issue. The issue is the people who don’t respect Tom enough to know when to quit. It would be amazing to meet the man, get photos or autographs. I would love nothing more than to be able to talk to him but not at the expense of his feeling of personal freedom/security. I know many of you think that he needs to learn to expect this level of “dedication” from his fans. I respectfully disagree. As fans we should be able to respect boundaries. I feel that we are falling short in this capacity. This is all I have to say. Thank you for reading.
P.S. I have had a lot of guinness tonight I apologize if something doesn’t make sense.
I seriously want to cry right now.
Nuff said.
(Source: unto-the-breach)
