WHAT…just HAPPENED XD
Hello. My name is Sherman Dudley…and if this message finds you, I did not survive, so this is my legacy.
I have loved the pulpit, and I have loved the bottle. I did my best to be a good husband, a father. I came up wanting.
So what do I have to say to you? What mark do I have to leave behind?
We’ll begin with the perfect omelet, made with two eggs, not three. Amateurs often add milk for density - this is a mistake!